Well, there's at least one sport still going forward in the face of the virus!

"themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles" (themanwithsauce) 03/13/2020 at 09:09 • Filed to: None

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We might not have Fo rmula 1, but we will at least have Marbula 1 - the hottest new marble sport of the decade! Check out last week’s race at The Hivedrive - it was a real nip and tuck race the entire time. Honestly, I would race on any of their circuits in a game like trackmania or something similar. These are genuinely awesome videos and I recommend giving them a watch.

LimitedTimeOnly @ opposite-lock.com > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 03/13/2020 at 09:13

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So far autocross events are still on schedule.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 03/13/2020 at 09:13

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You can tell, from the CNN talking heads’ “body language” that they have figured out they have absolutely nothing to talk about for two months or more...

Disney being the a=holes that Disney are? I’m sure they are looking at furloughing staff over there and showing re-runs of soccer matches from the 1980s for the month of April.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 03/13/2020 at 09:27

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why the heck am i so mesmerized by this?

Wacko > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 03/13/2020 at 09:30

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I heard they are banning marbles from China and Germany 

Grindintosecond > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 03/13/2020 at 09:31

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This is a time for online racing to shine! For one year where the pros join ranks of B roadbent and others and we really see some good close racing. I would watch. I would follow. I would love to see it.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Wacko 03/13/2020 at 09:47

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The Italian marbles are banned from rolling for a while....

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero 03/13/2020 at 09:47

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Because shiny spinning things are fun?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 03/13/2020 at 09:48

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Well good thing we have plenty of new marble content for the next few months!

ranwhenparked > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 03/13/2020 at 09:53

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Not having something to talk about hasn't stopped CNN before, won't stop them now. That's the whole foundation of the business, take 1-2 hours' worth of solid news and stretch it to 24 hours.

ranwhenparked > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 03/13/2020 at 09:54

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Question: should we all be sleeping in plastic garbage bags right now, to ease clean up for the authorities after the pandemic kills almost all  of us?

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > ranwhenparked 03/13/2020 at 10:02

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No, but make sure you drink plenty of Purel to keep your insides sterile when your body gets picked up.

Future next gen S2000 owner > ranwhenparked 03/13/2020 at 10:08

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If you really want to help, sleep in a hole you dug wrapped in a linen sheet. Make sure the hole is about 6' or so deep, w ith the pile of excavated dirt next to you.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > ranwhenparked 03/13/2020 at 10:10

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Yeah, the alarmism from them this AM?  Wow, we might as well all take our last rites right now.  Don’t bother with anything else.  It’s over.

ranwhenparked > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 03/13/2020 at 10:12

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Im out of Purel, would Sterno work?

ranwhenparked > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 03/13/2020 at 11:13

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Are they recommending that we start cracking each other's heads open to feast on the goo inside?